Nate was born in a royal palace to a pair of mummies excavated from the Arctic circle. He can shoot hot sauce laser beams from his nose and his arms can turn into tigers. On his time off he enjoys speaking to parrots, time traveling and smoking peyote. He liked a long walk on the beach once, but can't remember which one. If found please contact animal control.
The difference between porn and art is my ability to bullshit. - Me.
Stuff about me.